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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Putin Asks Trump To Have Army Corp of Engineers Install All-Seeing Eye On Top Of Trump Tower
"I won't need no friggin' daily intelligence briefings."
James Schlarmann
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October 29, 2017
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God Issues Apology to Bill O’Reilly For ‘Showing Humanity What a Scumbag Sexual Predator’ He Is
"Yeah, I'm just absolutely wounded on behalf of Bill for this."
James Schlarmann
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October 29, 2017
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Jeff Sessions Starts Smoking Weed to Alleviate Stress of Russia Scandal
"This Russia shit is really getting to me, man."
James Schlarmann
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October 29, 2017
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Trump Has Sons Barricade Oval Office Door In Case Mueller Pulls Into White House Driveway
"We'll, umm, have Mexico pay for it or something. Later."
James Schlarmann
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October 29, 2017
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Trump Preemptively Pardons Himself for Pardoning Himself for Things He Says He Didn’t Do
"We don't put people on trial for attempting to commit a crime, do we?"
James Schlarmann
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October 28, 2017
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Hannity Summoned to White House to Soothe Trump’s Anxieties Over Mueller Charges
"I don't start any job unless I know I'm going to finish."
James Schlarmann
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October 28, 2017
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Robert Mueller to Hand Deliver Criminal Charges to Trump Administration Inside Dildo
"This way, one way or another you can go fuck yourself."
James Schlarmann
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October 28, 2017
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Donald Trump Jr. To Undergo Plastic Surgery For ‘Chronic Jizz Face’
The hope is that when it's completed his face will look "a lot less like someone just jizzed in it without his permission."
James Schlarmann
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October 27, 2017
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Cop Stops Beating Black Man Long Enough to Agree With Trump That NFL Players Are Disrespectful
"What are they even protesting, anyway?"
James Schlarmann
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October 27, 2017
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Nazi Grateful for Twitter Cleaning Up Its Platform and Suspending ‘Disgusting, Anti-Antisemite Accounts’
"It was starting to feel like a Nazi had no safe space in this country."
James Schlarmann
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October 27, 2017
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