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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Donald Jr. and Eric Trump Plan to Scare White House Trick-or-Treaters as ‘Pointy-Headed Ghosts’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning the Trump administration announced that First...

Bob Corker Says He’s ‘Not a Fan of the Taste of Trump’s Dick’ Anymore

"It's no fun sucking someone's dick, if you're just going to get sucker punched while it's still in your mouth."

7 Last Minute Halloween Costume Ideas for 2017

With Halloween fast approaching, do you have your costume picked out?...

The Difficulties of Defining Home Defense

"How is it the right of the government to tell us how much we should penetrate, how often, and how far?"