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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Hannity Summoned to White House to Soothe Trump’s Anxieties Over Mueller Charges
"I don't start any job unless I know I'm going to finish."
James Schlarmann
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October 28, 2017
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Robert Mueller to Hand Deliver Criminal Charges to Trump Administration Inside Dildo
"This way, one way or another you can go fuck yourself."
James Schlarmann
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October 28, 2017
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Donald Trump Jr. To Undergo Plastic Surgery For ‘Chronic Jizz Face’
The hope is that when it's completed his face will look "a lot less like someone just jizzed in it without his permission."
James Schlarmann
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October 27, 2017
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Cop Stops Beating Black Man Long Enough to Agree With Trump That NFL Players Are Disrespectful
"What are they even protesting, anyway?"
James Schlarmann
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October 27, 2017
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Nazi Grateful for Twitter Cleaning Up Its Platform and Suspending ‘Disgusting, Anti-Antisemite Accounts’
"It was starting to feel like a Nazi had no safe space in this country."
James Schlarmann
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October 27, 2017
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FBI Files Reveal JFK Link to Benghazi, Obama’s Birth Certificates, and Order 66 to Wipe Out the Jedi
"I had no idea that George Soros had Obama created out of nothing but midichlorians."
James Schlarmann
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October 27, 2017
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George W. Bush Offers to Give Heather Lind’s Buttocks ‘The Iraq War Treatment’ for His Dad
"I want to finish once more something that you've left for me."
James Schlarmann
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October 26, 2017
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Authorities Baffled by Appearance of Giant, Rotting, Racist Pumpkin on White House Steps
"I'd call this one a Jack-OFF-o-lantern."
James Schlarmann
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October 26, 2017
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Trump Says He Prefers to Apologize to Widows Whose Husbands Weren’t Killed in Action
"I don't apologize to women in general."
James Schlarmann
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October 26, 2017
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Weed Declared “Pretty Cool” By Association of Music and Food Fans
The Association of Music and Food Fans, a consortium of people...
James Schlarmann
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October 25, 2017
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