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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

John Kelly Wins White House Costume Contest for “Racist, Old, White History Revisionist Asshole” Costume

"Other than all those compromises, what compromises were ever reached on slavery?"

Trump Announces He’s Going as Mid-Level, Truly Hilarious and Handsome Comedian for Halloween

"Can’t you let him have his fun? He has been looking forward to this all year."

Residents of Wisconsin Asked to Choose Respectful Halloween Costumes

MADISON, WISCONSIN  -- As pumpkins are carved, lanterns are lit and...

Gowdy Promises to Get to Bottom of Connection Between Manafort, Clinton, and Benghazi

"The first step is to figure out how it's all Hillary Clinton's fault."

Trump’s Sons Are Going to Scare White House Trick-or-Treaters as ‘Pointy-Headed Ghosts’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning the Trump administration announced that First...

‘Kellyanne, What Language Do They Speak in Argentina?’ asks Trump as Charges Announced in Mueller Probe

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Marking a major day in the ongoing investigation...

Hillary Clinton Circling Block Around FBI Headquarters Chanting “Lock Him Up” While Manafort Processed

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort...