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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Hannity Summoned to White House to Soothe Trump’s Anxieties Over Mueller Charges

"I don't start any job unless I know I'm going to finish."

Donald Trump Jr. To Undergo Plastic Surgery For ‘Chronic Jizz Face’

The hope is that when it's completed his face will look "a lot less like someone just jizzed in it without his permission."

FBI Files Reveal JFK Link to Benghazi, Obama’s Birth Certificates, and Order 66 to Wipe Out the Jedi

"I had no idea that George Soros had Obama created out of nothing but midichlorians."

Weed Declared “Pretty Cool” By Association of Music and Food Fans

The Association of Music and Food Fans, a consortium of people...