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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Press Secretary Asks Congress if She Can Be Paid By The Lie
"I just think I'll make way more by volume that way."
James Schlarmann
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November 2, 2017
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Papa John’s Briefly Considered Switching to “Less Diarrhea-tastic” Recipe Before Blaming Uppity Blacks for Flagging Sales
"We realized it was actually uppity black people peacefully protesting that was making our pizza taste like shit."
James Schlarmann
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November 2, 2017
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Sad Republican Realizes He Hasn’t Blamed Anything On Obama in 9 Months
"It was like the worst case of blue balls, Fam."
James Schlarmann
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November 2, 2017
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Trump Offers President of Manhattan Condolences and Full Assistance of the United States Government
"It's only right that when one of our neighbors needs help, we offer them that help."
James Schlarmann
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November 1, 2017
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John Kelly Says World War II Preventable If Allies Compromised More With Hitler
"A minor quibble like slavery or genocide shouldn't be what good, honorable men fight over."
James Schlarmann
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November 1, 2017
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Congressman: U.S. Needs Trump Muslim Ban Because of NYC Truck Attacker Who Was From Country Not on Ban List
"The full retail price of freedom is the willingness to have much less freedom."
James Schlarmann
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November 1, 2017
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Starbucks Unveils Hanukkah, Kwanza, Church of Satan Holiday Cups
"We've angered them by taking away one of the 2.3 million retailers who bombard consumers with Christmas.
James Schlarmann
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November 1, 2017
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Tomi Lahren Says American Flag G-String Shows ‘Patriotism and Respect’ When It Goes Up Her Ass Crack
"The fact is that when this material rests up against my clenched, angry, racist asshole it literally screams patriotism and respect."
James Schlarmann
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October 31, 2017
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Huckabee Sanders: Mueller Arresting Manafort a Distraction From Trump Administration Distracting Americans From Mueller Investigation
"We was doin' the distractin' first."
James Schlarmann
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October 31, 2017
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Gowdy: Hillary Clinton is the Center of a Vast Conspiracy to Defeat Herself
"Since when in the hell did Republicans need to worry about their constituents getting mad about wasting taxpayer dollars on political theater?"
James Schlarmann
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October 31, 2017
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