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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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American Ready To Forget About Mass Shootings For 24 Hours Before The Next Mass Shooting
"Once you see the numbers it just becomes too much to process after awhile."
James Schlarmann
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November 7, 2017
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Weather Channel To Start Including Local Mass Shooting Forecasts in U.S. Broadcasts
"It's really not going to even be so much predicting them as reminding people that there will be at least one that day."
James Schlarmann
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November 7, 2017
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Trump Orders Execution of All Thanksgiving Turkeys Obama Pardoned
"I don't want to waste pardons on people who aren't related to me."
James Schlarmann
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November 7, 2017
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Trump Promises to Work With President of Texas to Help Survivors of Church Shooting
"Who am I talking to? The president! That's great! I'm the president too!"
James Schlarmann
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November 7, 2017
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Jesus Christ to Americans: “Thoughts and Prayers Aren’t Made of Kevlar”
"They aren't going to stop anything, least of which being a high-speed projectile fired at terminal velocity."
James Schlarmann
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November 6, 2017
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Trump Discovers Evidence Of 3 Trillion Illegal Votes Under Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate
"For Allah, we commit these names to the voter rolls."
James Schlarmann
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November 6, 2017
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NRA Spokesman Says America Needs Armed Clergy in Every Church
"The last thing this country needs to do is witness two senseless gun-related mass murders in less than a month and get the feeling like they can actually do something about them."
James Schlarmann
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November 6, 2017
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Mexico Asks Trump to Pay for Northern Border Wall to Keep American Mass Shooters Out
"When the United States issues guns, it's not giving them to their best."
James Schlarmann
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November 6, 2017
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Texas Republican Furious Trump’s Muslim Ban Failed to Stop Church Shooting
"We was told that the Muslim Ban would stop terrorism."
James Schlarmann
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November 6, 2017
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Obama’s Anxiety at Peak Levels Having Not Grabbed a Single Gun All Year
"Every day I go without confiscating some law-abiding, God-fearing, ammo-hoarding, clean American patriot's gun is a day in Hell for me!"
James Schlarmann
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November 5, 2017
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