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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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DNC Releases Memo on Hillary Clinton’s Letterhead Denying Any Improrpriety
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, the Democratic National Committee attempted to quell...
James Schlarmann
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November 3, 2017
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Trump Wants Rogue Twitter Employee Deemed Enemy Combatant and Sent to Gitmo
"This is worse than even an uppity urban taking a knee during the National Anthem."
James Schlarmann
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November 3, 2017
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Poll: Rogue Twitter Employee Who Shut Down Trump’s Account Early 2020 Frontrunner
"Clearly people think this was an admirable, honorable act."
James Schlarmann
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November 3, 2017
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Why Haven’t We Seen Paul Manafort and Barack Obama in the Same Room Together?
"It makes a lot of sense if you just forget what sense is, and go purely on your gut and heart."
JJosephson
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November 2, 2017
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Trump Hints at Offering Astros’ Yuli Gurriel Cabinet Seat During White House Visit
"We could really use a guy like him in my cabinet."
James Schlarmann
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November 2, 2017
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Press Secretary Asks Congress if She Can Be Paid By The Lie
"I just think I'll make way more by volume that way."
James Schlarmann
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November 2, 2017
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Papa John’s Briefly Considered Switching to “Less Diarrhea-tastic” Recipe Before Blaming Uppity Blacks for Flagging Sales
"We realized it was actually uppity black people peacefully protesting that was making our pizza taste like shit."
James Schlarmann
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November 2, 2017
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Sad Republican Realizes He Hasn’t Blamed Anything On Obama in 9 Months
"It was like the worst case of blue balls, Fam."
James Schlarmann
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November 2, 2017
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Trump Offers President of Manhattan Condolences and Full Assistance of the United States Government
"It's only right that when one of our neighbors needs help, we offer them that help."
James Schlarmann
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November 1, 2017
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John Kelly Says World War II Preventable If Allies Compromised More With Hitler
"A minor quibble like slavery or genocide shouldn't be what good, honorable men fight over."
James Schlarmann
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November 1, 2017
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