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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Company Recalls Tammy Lahren Sex Doll Because Its Mouth Never Stops Moving
"Your doll can only bite so many rednecks' dicks off before you have to do something about it."
James Schlarmann
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November 9, 2017
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders Blames Obama’s ‘Residual Sharia Voodoo’ For Republicans Losing Big In Virginia
"Frankly I'm disgusted The New York Times isn't asking former President Obama whether his Sharia Voodoo had a hand in Gillespie losing."
James Schlarmann
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November 8, 2017
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California Medical Marijuana Grower Releases New Strain Named After Jeff Sessions
"We are quite excited about what the weed community will think of it."
James Schlarmann
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November 8, 2017
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Man From South Korea Feels “Relieved” Being Near Just One Entitled, Delusional Psychopath Again
"It just felt, what's the word I'm looking for? Stupider."
James Schlarmann
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November 8, 2017
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Kellyanne Conway: Gillespie Loss in Virginia An Alternative Win for Trump
"We see this as not a defeat, but an alternative win."
James Schlarmann
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November 8, 2017
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American Ready To Forget About Mass Shootings For 24 Hours Before The Next Mass Shooting
"Once you see the numbers it just becomes too much to process after awhile."
James Schlarmann
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November 7, 2017
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Weather Channel To Start Including Local Mass Shooting Forecasts in U.S. Broadcasts
"It's really not going to even be so much predicting them as reminding people that there will be at least one that day."
James Schlarmann
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November 7, 2017
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Trump Orders Execution of All Thanksgiving Turkeys Obama Pardoned
"I don't want to waste pardons on people who aren't related to me."
James Schlarmann
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November 7, 2017
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Trump Promises to Work With President of Texas to Help Survivors of Church Shooting
"Who am I talking to? The president! That's great! I'm the president too!"
James Schlarmann
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November 7, 2017
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Jesus Christ to Americans: “Thoughts and Prayers Aren’t Made of Kevlar”
"They aren't going to stop anything, least of which being a high-speed projectile fired at terminal velocity."
James Schlarmann
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November 6, 2017
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