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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Roy Moore Turns Down Gift Of 18 Year Old Bourbon Because It’s Aged Too Much For His Liking
"Maybe if this bourbon were 14, 15, or at most 15 and a half years old, Judge Moore would put his lips around it."
James Schlarmann
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November 16, 2017
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Uday and Qusay Trump To Host Christmas Hunting Party on White House Lawn This December
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump announced today that his sons,...
James Schlarmann
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November 16, 2017
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Mike Pence Demands RNC Carry Roy Moore’s Candidacy To Full Term
"I am shocked, appalled, and offended that you would choose to end your support for this man just because of a little light, serial hebephilia."
James Schlarmann
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November 15, 2017
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Trump Tweets Sincere Condolences For Shooting At Columbine
"His base knows he's gonna shoot before aiming, or even really getting the gun out of its holster."
James Schlarmann
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November 15, 2017
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Lost Chapter From “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland” Found!
"It’s clear that the segment's exclusion was as the author intended."
cthurlow
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November 14, 2017
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Jeff Sessions ‘Can’t Remember’ If He ‘Lied About Forgetting’ Or If He ‘Forgot About Lying’
"I simply can't remember if I lied about forgetting contacts with Russia, or if I forgot that I lied, okay?"
James Schlarmann
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November 14, 2017
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Jesus Christ Writes Open Letter To 37% Of Alabama Evangelicals More Likely To Vote For Moore AFTER Allegations
"In an election between a sexual predator and anyone else, you choose the anyone else."
James Schlarmann
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November 14, 2017
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Trump Creates Department Of Comedy And Sexual Misconduct, Louis C.K. & Bill Cosby Will Be Co-Secretaries
"We're equal opportunity harassers in this administration."
James Schlarmann
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November 14, 2017
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Tambourine Lahren’s Head Literally Explodes On-Air When She Finds Out GQ Named Kaepernick “Citizen of the Year”
"WHY COME YOU GIVE AWARD TO KAEPERNICK?!"
James Schlarmann
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November 14, 2017
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Elton John And Donald Trump To Release Collaboration Of Their Greatest Hits In Time For Christmas
"This will be the most popular album ever released."
Ben Fletcher
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November 13, 2017
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