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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Local Mouth Breathing Podcaster Super Happy With Trump’s “Short and Fat” Kim Jong-Un Tweet

"As long as there's a libtard somewhere getting upset by it, I don't care if he nukes California and takes a dump on the Lincoln Memorial's steps."

Roy Moore: “My Family Values Are Valuing The Young Girls In Your Family”

"Wedding teenagers is exactly the kind of Biblical marriage I've been defending for decades."

Trump Set To Tap Putin As New Special Prosecutor In Russia Investigation

AIR FORCE ONE — Time to relax after two days of...

Man Sees Image of Jesus in 7-Eleven Holiday Cup

"If Starbucks is going to get involved on the wrong side of the War on Christmas, then so be it."

Taliban Cleric Doesn’t See Anything Wrong With Roy Moore’s Behavior

"We keep trying to tell American Christians we have more in common with them than not."

Congressional Democrat Worries About Alabama’s ‘Sanctuary Cities for Pedophiles’

"If these allegations are true, it means that at least one city in Alabama has been harboring a pedophile."

Roy Moore: “It Was Just Locker Room Sexual Predation!”

"I was just following our party's leader, decades and decades before I even knew who he was."

Brief Moment Of Confusion As Obama Accidentally Checks In For Jury Duty With Kenyan ID Card

"This ID card says it's issued by the government of Kenya, sir."