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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Kellyanne Conway: Tax Cuts For Rich ‘More Important Than Democrat Crusades Against Biblical Pedophilia’
"The American people need to set their priorities straight."
James Schlarmann
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November 20, 2017
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Trump Suspends First Amendment For “Disrespectful Urbans Who Play Pro Sports”
"Nowhere in the Constitution does it say that urbans are allowed to make white people think."
James Schlarmann
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November 20, 2017
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Trump Will Only Pardon Turkey That Voted For Him
"There are at least 63 million turkeys to choose from in this country."
James Schlarmann
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November 20, 2017
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Nation’s Famous, Elderly, Manipulative, Mentally Unstable Psychopath Cult Leader Inventories Cut In Half Overnight
"That leaves the United States in a precarious position with just one famous, elderly, manipulative, mentally unstable psychopath to carry the load."
James Schlarmann
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November 20, 2017
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Local Trump Supporter Visits Germany and Wonders, “Where Are All The Hitler Statues?”
"Have they never heard of heritage?"
James Schlarmann
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November 19, 2017
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders Explains The Difference Between Bucket Of Shit And President
"I gotta try to polish this turd somehow guys."
James Schlarmann
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November 18, 2017
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Sessions Blames Lack Of Recollection In Congressional Testimony On Trying Weed For The First Time
"I've always maintained that smoking marijuana is literally the worst thing you could possibly do."
James Schlarmann
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November 17, 2017
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Merck Developing Special Reverse-Roofie For Jeff Sessions’ Experimental Memory Treatment
"Mr. Sessions seems to suffer from a very acute case of PMCRS, or Politically Motivated Can't Remember Shit."
James Schlarmann
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November 16, 2017
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Company Announces New Jeff Sessions Racist Elf On A Shelf Just In Time For Holiday Shopping
Creatively Classic Activities and Books (CCA & B, LLC) issued a...
James Schlarmann
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November 16, 2017
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Roy Moore Turns Down Gift Of 18 Year Old Bourbon Because It’s Aged Too Much For His Liking
"Maybe if this bourbon were 14, 15, or at most 15 and a half years old, Judge Moore would put his lips around it."
James Schlarmann
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November 16, 2017
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