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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Trump Supporter Recovering From Honeymoon Groin Injuries After Marrying AR-15

HOBART, ARKANSAS -- On the most recent episode of popular right-wing podcast...

TIME Offers Trump New, Slightly Different “Participation Award”

"Frankly, we thought it would be an insult to both garbage and people if we didn't give this one to Trump."

Conservative Startup Offering ‘Yuge’ Reward For Trading In Race, Gender, Sexual Identity Cards

National Nativism and Ammo, a new startup Bible and Constitution printing...

Trump Honors Tuskegee Airmen And Calls Obama “The Previous White House Ni**er”

"I didn't know you guys liked to fly; thought it was one of those things like swimming with you?"

Tilapia Lahren Wants NASA To Rename Black Holes Because ‘All Holes Matter’

"We all know that black holes are no different than the KKK."

Town Pervert Hopes To Get Trump’s Endorsement One Day

"If he's gonna go around endorsing perverts, I wanted to get in line."

Area Moron Turns Off 24/7 Uranium One Coverage, Explains Why Trump Is Right: Everyone Except Fox News Is Fake

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and his hometown's favorite...