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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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U.S. Adds Its Best Athlete To Winter Olympics Team And He Will Compete In All Events
COLORADO SPRINGS, COLORADO -- In a surprising and completely unforeseen development,...
James Schlarmann
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January 17, 2018
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Trump To Publish Book: “How To Eat & Look Like Literal Garbage But Somehow Be A Specimen Of Human Health And Vigor”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though sitting presidents usually do not write books,...
James Schlarmann
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January 17, 2018
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Starburst Announces New Flavor: Trump’s Rectum
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS -- Over the weekend, word broke that Rep. Kevin...
James Schlarmann
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January 16, 2018
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Trump Blames Weekend Missile Warning Scare On President Of Hawaii’s Incompetence
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This past weekend, residents in Hawaii were treated...
James Schlarmann
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January 15, 2018
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President Trump Promises Delivery Of TIE Fighters To Normay
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Trump continued his efforts to solidify...
James Schlarmann
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January 14, 2018
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First Blind Winner At International Staring Contest Championship
OSLO, NORWAY -- History was made this weekend at the International...
James Schlarmann
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January 14, 2018
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Emperor Palpatine Tells Vader He Doesn’t Want Any Shithole Planets Joining The Empire
CORUSCANT, INNER CORE -- Sources close to the High Galactic Emperor...
James Schlarmann
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January 13, 2018
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Local Woman Tends To Cuss A Lot When You Act Like A Goddamned F_ _king S_ _theaded C_ck-Faced Tw_t Waffle
Megan Hofer, 35 years old and from Santa Chingada, California, admits...
James Schlarmann
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January 13, 2018
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Trump’s Doctor Worried When Physical Reveals No Human Heart Or Brain
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Traditionally, American presidents as far back as the...
James Schlarmann
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January 12, 2018
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Trump Orders ‘Except From Shithole Countries’ Added To Statue of Liberty Poem
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Moments after delivering a speech about Martin Luther...
James Schlarmann
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January 12, 2018
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