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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

20 Pictures Of Puppies So Smug They’ll Make You Scream

Everyone loves puppies! They're so darn cute and cuddly! Well, that...

Trump Disappointed He Didn’t Get To Meet Old McDonald After He Spoke To Farm Bureau

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday, President Trump visited and spoke to the...

President Trump Overheard Practicing National Anthem

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Walking onto the field to hearty boos, last...

Dozens Of Tiny Envelopes Ordered For President Trump’s Fake News Awards

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over six dozen of the world's tiniest envelopes...

New Restaurant Caters To Anti-Vaxxers With A Taste For Tide Pods

SWILLY CORN, CALIFORNIA -- At Maison Des Gens Stupides, Chef Roy Ardi...

Trump ‘Moved Bigly’ And Inspired By Michelle Obama’s Golden Globes Speech To Be A Better Man

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump left the White...

Trump Supporter Worried Trump Alienated His Base With Genius Boasts

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Jethro Bohiggins, right-wing podcaster and Facebook...

Mr. Ed And Seabiscuit Deny President Trump Is A Stable Genius

In a joint press release, Mr. Ed, and Seabiscuit -- both...

MENSA Finds “Genius” Donald Trump’s Membership Card

ARLINGTON, TEXAS -- The executive team of American MENSA, a long-running...

Trump Has “Fire and Fury” Transcribed Into Pictures So He Can Understand Which Parts To Call Fake News

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Despite heavy pressure from his bully pulpit, President...