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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Tearful Eric Trump Demands To Know If Stormy Daniels Is His New Sister

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources close to the Trump family say that...

Hipster Will Only Do Challenge With Non-GMO Tide Pods

He's very specific about what he'll put in his body.

Trump Says He Didn’t Try To Fire Mueller, The President Of Puerto Rico Did

DAVOS, SWITZERLAND -- Yesterday, The New York Times dropped a bombshell report on...

Nunes FISA Memo Leaks Show It Was Written In Crayon With Tiny Hands

#ReleaseTheMemo has been trending in right-wing circles for days.

Trump Orders The Formation Of New, “ICE-S” Squad For Hispanic or Muslim Deportation Arrests

DAVOS, SWITZERLAND -- While traveling overseas to meet with the world's...

Trump Demands Meeting With Swiss Miss During Davos Trip

AIR FORCE ONE -- While flying high above the Atlantic Ocean...

Fox Sending Tomi Lahren To North Korea To Ask Kim Jong Un For Tips On Forced Patriotism

Fox News is shipping its most plucky and screech-a-rific contributor to North Korea so she can pick Un's brain about despotic patriotism.

Millions Flood White House Phones Demanding Judge Rosemarie Aquilina Be Promoted to Supreme Court

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump administration is confirming that at the...