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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Hillary Clinton Circling Michael Cohen’s Block Chanting, ‘Lock Him Up!’

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Sources close to the scene are...

Facebook Unveils New App That Alerts You When Your Private Data Is At Risk

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg testified before two...

Paul Ryan Worried He’ll Never Get Laid Again Once He Quits Congress

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, Speaker of the House Paul Ryan...

Elon Musk Developing Artificial Unintelligence To Replace Facebook, Twitter Algorithms

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Billionaire tech guru and entrepreneur Elon...

Future SpaceX Projects Will Be Funded With Sales Of New Cologne: “Elon’s Musk”

This morning, billionaire entrepreneur and inventor Elon Musk watched another one...

Mark Zuckerberg Offers To Turn Over All User Data To His Friend Tom

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg is wading...

House Republican Wants Congressional Inquiry Into Whether Hillary ‘Did a Benghazi’ On Trump Tower

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning a congressional Republican told reporters he...