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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

New Restaurant Caters To Anti-Vaxxers With A Taste For Tide Pods

This story was first published on The Pastiche Post. SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA...

Hillary Clinton Circling Michael Cohen’s Block Chanting, ‘Lock Him Up!’

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Sources close to the scene are...

Facebook Unveils New App That Alerts You When Your Private Data Is At Risk

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg testified before two...

Paul Ryan Worried He’ll Never Get Laid Again Once He Quits Congress

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, Speaker of the House Paul Ryan...

Elon Musk Developing Artificial Unintelligence To Replace Facebook, Twitter Algorithms

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Billionaire tech guru and entrepreneur Elon...

Mark Zuckerberg Offers To Turn Over All User Data To His Friend Tom

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg is wading...

House Republican Wants Congressional Inquiry Into Whether Hillary ‘Did a Benghazi’ On Trump Tower

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning a congressional Republican told reporters he...