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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

President David Dennison Orders Investigation Into ‘Dishonesty, Chicanery, And Subterfuge’ At FBI/DOJ

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President David Dennison officially ordered an investigation into...

President Trump Outraged ‘Wrong’ National Anthem Was Played At Royal Wedding

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As President Donald Trump watched the royal wedding...

White House To Push For Bill Outlawing Abortion After Point Of Erection

WASHINGTON, D.C. --  At a prayer breakfast in the nation's capital...

Congress to Consider Funding for Bulletproof Schools In Response to School Shootings

Congress is kicking around a unique new idea to mitigate the horror of school shootings.

Ben Carson Warns Gina Haspel Against Ordering Expensive Office Torture Devices

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, President Donald Trump's controversial pick to...

If You Hear “Yanny” You’re Probably Going To Die

When Cloe Feldman uploaded an audio clip to Twitter and asked people...

5 Easy Edible Cannabis Recipes

We asked you to send us your favorite marijuana edibles recipes,...

Black College Grad Brings Gun To School For Photo Shoot

RICE, OHIO -- Authorities at Rice Community College in Ohio, just...

Neil deGrasse Tyson Hired As Script Consultant For “Star Wars: Episode IX”

HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- The Disney Corporation has announced that Dr. Neil...