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I Tried the New McMoron Combo Meal. 0/10

By no means would I call myself a "gourmet." Maybe a "gourmand," but I'm not really even sure about that. Whatever the label you...

Trump Asks President of Puerto Rico For Answers to Mueller’s Questions

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yet another bombshell has dropped on the Trump...

4 Out of 5 Geologists Agree You Are Probably A Seismic Douche

A recent study of geologists from 42 different countries has revealed...

Local Man’s Brother Still Hasn’t Forgiven Him For Trading Away Admiral Ackbar Action Figure in 1984

GRASS VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Billy Finnegan has been trying desperately for...

Michelle Wolf Apologizes For Anyone Offended By Her “Locker Room Set” At White House Correspondents Dinner

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Comedian Michelle Wolf metaphorically lit the room on...

New Study: Mansplaining is Most Effective Contraceptive Available

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- A groundbreaking new scientific study has...

North Korea Sends Draft Peace Deal To Ambassador Dennis Rodman For Input

This morning the leaders of North and South Korea set the...

Trump Offers Bill Cosby Work Release Position in His Administration

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Disgraced pudding salesman Bill Cosby has been found...