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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Conservative Wookiee Irate At Having To Dial 1 For Shyriiwook
KASHYYYK, OUTER RIM -- A long time ago, in a galaxy...
James Schlarmann
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June 7, 2018
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Kelly Sadler and Roseanne Barr Launch “Klassic Konfederate Komedy Tour”
RICHMOND, VIRGINIA -- Today, comedians Kelly Sadler and Roseanne Barr held...
James Schlarmann
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June 7, 2018
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Scott Pruitt Looking For Dead Planet He Had Stuffed In Trump Hotel Mattress
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The scandal involving chief EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt's...
James Schlarmann
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June 6, 2018
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Eric Trump Worried He Won’t Get To Go Down Big Slide After McConnell Cancels August Recess
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A worried and anxious Eric Trump bounded into...
James Schlarmann
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June 6, 2018
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Betsy DeVos Unveils “Every Child Left Behind” Educational Reform Program
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos announced...
James Schlarmann
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June 5, 2018
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Historians Discover George Washington’s Long Lost Weed Stash
FREDERICKSBERG, VIRGINIA -- In an extremely unforeseen development, President George Washington's...
James Schlarmann
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June 5, 2018
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Economists: Legal California Marijuana Will Make In ‘N’ Out Richer Than God By 2028
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Economists at the National Institute of...
James Schlarmann
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June 5, 2018
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Eagles Will Join Obama For Backyard BBQ
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA -- President Donald Trump has officially disinvited the Philadelphia...
James Schlarmann
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June 5, 2018
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Florida Teen Skirts Waiting Period and Performs Own Abortion With AR-15
LAGO DEL DESESPERACIÓN, FLORIDA -- Back in April of this year, 28...
James Schlarmann
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June 4, 2018
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President Hillary Clinton Officially Pardons Herself For Benghazi, Emails, Secret Assassinations
BIZARRO WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, in the Alternate White House,...
James Schlarmann
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June 4, 2018
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