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I Tried the New McMoron Combo Meal. 0/10

By no means would I call myself a "gourmet." Maybe a "gourmand," but I'm not really even sure about that. Whatever the label you...

Totally Not Racist President Really Glad NFL Anthem Policy Will Hold Black People To Completely Different Standard

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump told reporters from various right-wing news...

Area Woman Really Doesn’t Give A Fuck If Her Joke Offended You

CABBAGE GLEN, ARIZONA -- On most days, Cheryl Michaels can be...

Congressman Mo Brooks Suggests Rocks In Head Causing His IQ To Lower

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last week, Representative Mo Brooks made global headlines...

Trump Supporter Joins Netflix Obama Boycott, Destroys Smart TV

HOBART, ARKANSAS -- Clem O'Connell told his podcast and YouTube audiences...

Kelly Sadler In Consideration To Be 2019 White House Correspondents Dinner Comedian

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The White House Correspondents Association has announced that...

President David Dennison Orders Investigation Into ‘Dishonesty, Chicanery, And Subterfuge’ At FBI/DOJ

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President David Dennison officially ordered an investigation into...

President Trump Outraged ‘Wrong’ National Anthem Was Played At Royal Wedding

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As President Donald Trump watched the royal wedding...