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I Tried the New McMoron Combo Meal. 0/10

By no means would I call myself a "gourmet." Maybe a "gourmand," but I'm not really even sure about that. Whatever the label you...

Donald Trump Reveals That He’s Really Andy Kaufman

Washington D.C. -- Donald Trump shocked not only his staff, but the...

Atlantis Found at the Bottom of Lake Tahoe

South Lake Tahoe, CA -- In an astonishing announcement that has...

Trump Says Picking Kennedy’s Replacement Will Be Top Agenda Item In Summit With Putin

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump announced today that he will...

US Paralympics Team Refuses to Stand During Star Spangled Banner

COLORADO SRPINGS, CO -- A controversy erupted over the weekend when the...

Local Man Wondering If You Noticed His Oversized Truck

PENN VALLEY, CA -- Standing at just over 5 foot 6...

Klansmen Already Lined Up Around Supreme Court Building Wanting To Apply For Kennedy’s Seat

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Within moments of Justice Anthony Kennedy announcing his...

Trump Declares Restaurants “No Free Speech Zones”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Americans dining out are no longer permitted to...

Trump Signs Executive Order Reversing President of Texas’ Immigration Policy

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump took the unusual...