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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

250 Million Americans Show Up at White House Wanting to Change Locks While Trump is Gone

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Hermain Cain and Ben Carson Are Buying Papa John’s and Renaming It “Uncle Toms”

LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY -- Two former Republican presidential candidates -- Hermain Cain...

Congressman Furious Peter Strzok Held Same Opinion of Trump Most People Have

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Republican Congressman Tom Thompaulsen is absolutely livid after...

Doctors Unsure How Peter Strzok Got His Foot So Far Up Trey Gowdy’s Sphincter

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During a marathon, all-day hearing of the House...

Report: Trump UK Protest Larger Than His Inauguration Crowd

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); LONDON, ENGLAND -- President Donald Trump is...

6 Hot Tips For Secretly Video Recording Two Airplane Passengers Hooking Up

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Trump Left “Upper Decker” In Conference Hall Bathroom After Departing NATO Summit

BRUSSELS, BELGIUM -- Reports are coming in that President Donald Trump...

Richard Spencer Named Papa John’s New Chairman

LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY -- In an attempt fill the vacancy left by...

Area Town Fears It Only Exists in David Lynch’s Imagination

Visalia, CA -- During a recent interview with the People magazine,...