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I Tried the New McMoron Combo Meal. 0/10

By no means would I call myself a "gourmet." Maybe a "gourmand," but I'm not really even sure about that. Whatever the label you...

Trump Tweets That The ‘Maple Mexican Attack On Our Economy From the North’ Must Be Stopped

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump amplified his heated rhetoric toward...

Skinny Jeans Fail to Subvert the Dominant Paradigm

PORTLAND, OR -- Area hipster and self-proclaimed postmodern social justice warrior...

Area Man Discovers Chihuahua in Sandwich

Grass Valley, CA -- The long line at the local Subway...

Alex Jones Voted Ugliest Woman for 3rd Consecutive Year by Girly Magazine

NEW YORK, NY -- Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones has been voted...

Johnny Rotten Caught Impersonating Palace Guard

Westminster, England -- An American tourist snapped a photograph of what...

Sources: Trump To Nominate Roy Moore To Supreme Court

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- As congressional members from all sides continue to...

Start-Up Facing Backlash over Patented Spider Air Filters

SUGARLAND, TX -- Texas start-up Breathe-Clean® has come under fire for...

WTF? This Guy Just Told His Girl He Appreciated Her And They Weren’t Even Going To Fuck!

PORT AUBURN, WISCONSIN -- Local authorities are still trying to piece...