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I Tried the New McMoron Combo Meal. 0/10

By no means would I call myself a "gourmet." Maybe a "gourmand," but I'm not really even sure about that. Whatever the label you...

Ted Cruz Wants NASA to Turn Old Shuttles into Chick-Fil-A’s

Senator Ted Cruz has a new idea to try and help the federal government make a little dough while also simultaneously knocking science and education.

Putin Can’t Believe It’s Really Going To Be THAT Easy Bugging Every Single Room In The White House

MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- The Russian/American President just cannot believe his luck,...

Donald Trump Vows to Make Hazzard County Great Again

Hazzard County, GA -- Ever since TV Land's cancellation of the...

Staffers Say They Still Smell Vladimir Putin’s Dinner on Trump’s Breath

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within the White House are confirming at...

Woman Dials 911 Because Black WalMart Customer Service Rep Wouldn’t Accept Her Return

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); RIO PRIVILEGIO BLANCO, CALIFORNIA -- Susan Tompkins...

White House Experienced Temporary Loss of White Power During Trump’s Helsinki Backpedal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBwIX4ypQjM WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During yesterday's quickly assembled meeting at the White...

Hillary Clinton Apologizes For Meeting With Russian Agent During 2016 Election

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton...

Trump Supporter Says There’s Plenty of Room Left In His Mouth for Putin Too

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Jethro Bohiggins was the first Trump...

Obama: ‘Has Trump Ever Proven His Presidency Wasn’t Born in Russia?’

SECRET BUNKER, COUNTRY OF ISLAM -- Former President Barack Hussein Obama...