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I Tried the New McMoron Combo Meal. 0/10

By no means would I call myself a "gourmet." Maybe a "gourmand," but I'm not really even sure about that. Whatever the label you...

Poll: Austin Clay, The Trump Hollywood Star Vandal, New 2020 Frontrunner

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA -- Austin Clay, 24 years old and a resident...

Study Shows Mike Cernovich Thinks About Pedophilia More Than People Who Molest Kids

RIO CHINGADERO ESTUPIDO, CALIFORNIA -- Researchers at a community college in...

Vito Corelone Outraged His Lawyer Secretly Taped Their Meetings

STATEN ISLAND, NEW YORK -- When it was discovered that The...

Trump Family Makes Deal With Lawry’s For Exclusive New Table Salt

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today the White House released a joint press...

OJ Simpson Says 24 Years Ago Sascha Baron Cohen Dressed Up Like a Knife And Tricked Him Into Murdering Two People

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); Actor and comedian Sascha Baron Cohen is...

Government Archivists Discover Original, All-Caps Declaration of Independence

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When President Donald Trump sent a middle of...

Disney Partnering With Mike Cernovich Again On “Pizzagate” Biopic

LIBTARDED HOLLYWEIRDLAND, CALIFORNIA -- Disney announced this morning that it is...

Bob Mueller Walking White House Grounds Looking For Good Stakeout Point Ahead Of Putin Visit

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); WASHINGTON, D.C. --  Special Counsel Robert Mueller...

Putin Assures Trump Andrew Jackson Had Nothing to Do With Trail of Tears

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When President Trump took office, one of the...