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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Pat Robertson Blames California Wildfires On State Not Picking Trump In 2016

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- While multiple wildfires engulf parts of California,...

How To Become a Libertarian in 15-ish Steps, by Loretta Splitair

Well, who doesn't love freedom? I know I do, but I'll...

Steven Seagal Looking Forward To Piss Whores

MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- Former alleged actor and martial artist Steven Seagal...

Trump’s Lawyers Release List of Questions They’ll Allow Mueller To Ask Their Client

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's no secret on the Hill that Special...

Lebron James Forms 2020 Election Committee With Slogan: “Real Billionaire, Real President, Real Results”

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA -- NBA star Lebron...

While Punching Orphan In The Face And Spitting On Nun’s Tits, Trump Complains of ‘Overly Negative Press’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump is truly and utterly confounded...

Local Trumper Shocks Town When He Demands They Take Down Statue Of Robert E. Lee

HOBART, ARKSANSAS -- Clem O'Connell loves American history, and he considers...

West Hollywood Offers Trump’s Walk of Fame Star to Lebron James

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA -- The West Hollywood...