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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Obama Offers To Fill-In As President During Government Shutdown

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Citing the fact that he already lives in...

Trump Settles For Holographic Wall

Washington D.C. -- Officials close to President have acknowledged that Mr....

Libertarians Finally Enjoying National Parks During Government Shutdown

Yosemite National Park, CA -- Simi Valley resident and self-proclaimed Libertarian...

Tennessee Trump Voter Wants Taco Bell Shut Down For ‘Being Too Mexican’

How one confused man's fight against Mexican immigrants led him on a crusade against a fast food chain.

Nancy Pelosi Asks Bob Mueller to Swear Her In As Speaker of the House

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- When she raises her right hand and is...

Trump Boys “Playing Government” With Daddy During Shutdown

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump is presiding over yet another...

New Mexico Trump Supporter Demands His State’s Name Be Changed to “New Freedom Land”

One man's fear of a Mexican immigrant invasion has him desperate to change the name of his new state.

Santa Asks 58 Year Old If She Still Believes Trump is a Real President

THE NORTH POLE, EARTH -- On Christmas night, President Trump raised...

Trump Demands Medal of Honor for Visiting Troops in Iraq on Christmas

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump issued a formal presidential decree...