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Oh Cool, I’m Blogging About Politics Again. Can Anyone Remember Why?

A long time ago, in a country that feels a million miles away now, I started this stupid little website because as I was...

Turkey Passes On Pardon From Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's been a longstanding tradition in America for...

Donald Trump Models Wildfire Prevention by Raking White House Lawn

Washington D.C. -- President Donald Trump, fresh on the heals of...

Retailers Report Sharp Decline in Post-Halloween Democrat Disguise Sales

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The National Retailers Consortium, one of...

Trump Jr. Tells Mueller He’ll Roll Over on ‘The Actual U.S. President’

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This morning, President Donald Trump unleashed...

Trump Says He Gave Stan Lee Inspiration For His Iconic “SuperSpiderHulkThing” Character

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, the comic book world lost one of...

Chinese Government Admits Climate Change ‘Total and Complete Bigly Hoax’

SOME CHINESE SOUNDING PLACE, CHINA -- The totally real government of...

Stan Lee Plans To Make Surprise Humorous Cameo In Upcoming Funeral

EXCELSIOR, CALIFORNIA -- Stan Lee, creator of Marvel Comics and some...

Rick Scott: “Once Republican Votes Are Counted, There’s No Need to Continue Counting”

LAKE NOSFERATU, FLORIDA -- This week, President Donald Trump weighed in...

Tesla Introduces Retro Line of Cars Featuring AM Radios

Reno, NV -- Tesla, Inc. is back in the news this...