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Oh Cool, I’m Blogging About Politics Again. Can Anyone Remember Why?

A long time ago, in a country that feels a million miles away now, I started this stupid little website because as I was...

Trump Regrets Every Abortion He Paid For, and the Don Jr. He Didn’t

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This weekend, President Donald Trump spoke at CPAC...

Michael Avenatti’s New Client Says Trump Sexually Assaulted Her In Front of Hundreds at CPAC

NORTH HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- The attorney who represented Stormy Daniels in...

Family Cited For Viking Funeral on Area Lake

CASCADE SHORES, CA -- A local family from the Cascade Shores...

Trump Complained to Aides He Didn’t Get to Stay in Hanoi Hilton Like ‘That Fake War Hero McCain’

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- President Donald Trump abruptly walked away from his...

Democrats Create First Baby Born Outside the Womb. Immediately Abort It

California -- A Democrat-funded science experiment at the University of Berkeley...

Trump Regrets Lying About Lying About Telling Michael Cohen to Lie About Him Lying

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When Donald Trump came down from the White...

Trump Gave Kim Jong-Un List of Blue States He’d Prefer NK Aim Nukes At

AIR FORCE INDIVIDUAL-1 -- During his meeting with North Korean dictator...

Doctors Unsure When or If Cohen’s Foot Can Be Removed from Trump’s Rectum

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- At the time of publication, White House medical...