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President Musk Just Changed Every American’s Social Security Number to “69-X-DOGE-LOL”

"...a guy who writes for The Babylon Bee told me this is funny, right before I gave him a million bucks, so I know...

Disney Tells Investors They’re Open to Removing “Woke” Christian Content

"...what's more woke than a long-haired socially liberal man in a...

Can I File an Extension If I’m Not Ready to Control My Wife By January 20th?

I don't really want to go to jail because I couldn't...

Gaetz Out, Fogle In?

Upon hearing the news from his fellow inmates at Englewood Federal...

Leaked Email: Trump Will Make Musk U.S. Ambassador to Epstein Island

Presumably, there have to be some perks to buying the favor and attention...

Tesla is Rebranding the Cybertruck

...new features include the much-hyped "Incel-erator," which  replaces the accelerator, satellite...

Musk’s Apparently Convinced Trump to Replace Air Force One With Epstein Air 69

Well, that didn't take long, and maybe I owe Elon Musk...

Musk’s D.O.G.E. Will Work Closely With His C.U.N.T.

"...with my CUNT right beside it, DOGE will be able to...

Lorena Bobbitt Just Filed Paperwork to Trademark “Your Body, My Choice”

While on a multi state speaking tour in Longmont, Colorado, Lorena...

How Many Hours Will My 90 Year Old Grandma Need to Work to Pay for Eggs and Milk?

...the incoming president's advisers would like women to first be put...