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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

Obama Autographs Woman’s No-Cost Mammogram She Got Through ACA

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS --  When President Donald Trump visited areas of Alabama...

Devin Nunes Sues His Mom For Not Telling Him He’s a Whiny Bitch Sooner

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, Congressman Devin Nunes of California announced that...

Trump Says Pentagon Would Be ‘More Easier to Enter’ If It Were Round Instead

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last week, President Trump visited the Pentagon. While...

Poll: 72% of Americans Believe John McCain Could Still Kick Trump’s Ass

Over the course of the last few days, President Donald Trump...

NBC To Issue Presidential Trigger Warning Before Every Episode Of Saturday Night Live

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Since becoming President, Donald Trump has...

Jussie Smollett and Jacob Wohl Open Self-Defense Clinic and Creative Writing Workshop

Actor/musician Jussie Smollet and right-wing troll/provocateur/lifelong virgin incel Jacob Wohl announced...

Mexico Agrees to Pay for Trump’s Veto

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has issued the very first...

Alex Jones’ Chem Trail Dealer Arrested

CORN PONE, TEXAS -- In a shocking and unforeseen turn of...

President Acknowledges He Had to Buy His Sons’ Way Into Trump University

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, America was rocked by a scandal...