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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Stormy Daniels Agrees: Donald Trump Doesn’t Do Cover-Ups

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Tensions are flaring like never before between Congressional...

Alabama GOP Demands “Arthur” Air Episode Where He Marries His Sister

BAISEURS DE COUSIN EN ARRIÉRE PARISH, ALABAMA -- On May 13th,...

Pelosi Wishes ‘The Founders Had Given Us Some Tool by Which to Hold a President Accountable’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi told reporters...

Alabama GOP Demands “Arthur” Air Episode Where He Marries His Sister

BAISEURS DE COUSIN EN ARRIÉRE PARISH, ALABAMA -- On May 13th,...

Study Shows 100% of Abortions Still None of Your F**king Business

Several red states are in various stages of implementing sweeping abortion...

Doctors Marvel at Discovery of Vertebrate Republican

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the weekend, scientists and medical professionals were...

Alabama Rape Victim Uses Legally Obtained AR-15 to Perform Own Abortion

LAGO DEL DESESPERACIÓN, ALABAMA -- In March, 28 year old nurse and...