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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Trump Asks for New Question Added On 2020 Census: “Are You Brown?”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump is not done fighting to have...

Trump: “Mueller Fully and Completely Exonerated Me in Such a Mean, Biased Way!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump lashed out again at former FBI...

MAGA Boy Says His Wedding Made It The Best Family Reunion Yet

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins...

Trump: “I Could Lynch Someone on 5th Avenue, But That Doesn’t Mean I’m Racist, Does It?”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump reporters today that he's "pretty...

Trump Threatens to Send Statue of Liberty Back Where She Came From

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Statue of Liberty could be packed up...

Will We Ever Know Who Meghan McCain’s Father Is?

According to scholars and experts on the subject, one of the...

Man Chanting ‘Send Her Back’ Can’t Locate His Home State on a Map

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Last night, right-wing podcaster, commentator, and...

Eric Trump: 95% of Unicorn Breeders Support His Father

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- In an interview on Fox News,...

Eric Trump Tells Fox News 95% of Unicorn Breeders Support His Father

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- In an interview on Fox News,...