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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

MAGA Supporter: “It’s Much More Betterer to Not Be Having to Press 1 to Talk American!”

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing YouTube star, podcaster, and singer/songwriter...

Pictures Confirm Black Hole Swallowing Charlie Kirk’s Face

Just a few months ago, scienceticians and more general sciencers among...

Fake President Gives Speech Behind Real Presidential Seal

FARTBUCKET SPRINGS, MINNESOTA -- A man impersonating the President of the...

Gohmert Confident He Destroyed the Credibility of the Man He Says Completely Exonerated President Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, Rep. Louie Gohmert, a Texas Republican,...

El Presidente Trump’s Guide to Mexican Cuisine

Whether you're a guest in one of his luxurious summer concentration...

Trump Names First Lady as New Ambassador to the United Kingston

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump announced that he...