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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Porn Site Reveals “Daddy/Daughter” As Most Searched Term In Trump States
If you're a Trump supporter, chances are you like a familiar brand of porn...literally.
James Schlarmann
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August 3, 2019
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President Trump’s Itinerary Ruined as He Struggles for Hours to Thread a Needle
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Alleged billionaire reality-TV star, failed steak salesman, and...
James Schlarmann
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August 2, 2019
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Trump Says His ‘Guys’ Will Find Ark of The Covenant and Holy Grail Within First 100 Days if Re-Elected
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald J. Trump has ordered that his...
James Schlarmann
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August 2, 2019
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Trump Misses Blaming Farts on Sarah Huckabee Sanders
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While taking a stroll on the grounds of...
James Schlarmann
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August 2, 2019
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Local Woman Anxious For Hatred Among Fellow Americans To Return To Pre-Trump Levels
LAKE GILMOUR, FLORIDA -- Scholars and historians seem to agree, the...
James Schlarmann
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August 2, 2019
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Trump Promises to Drop Out if Michelle Obama Enters 2020 Race
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump told reporters today that if...
James Schlarmann
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August 1, 2019
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President Trump Asks All Intelligence Briefings Include Small Words And Big Pictures
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump administration has submitted an official request...
James Schlarmann
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August 1, 2019
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White House Engineers Will Downsize the Trump’s Big Red Button
Sister publication The Pastiche Post has reported this week that a...
James Schlarmann
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August 1, 2019
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Trump Asks White House Engineers to Downsize the Big Red Button
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The government's top engineers are working hard to...
James Schlarmann
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August 1, 2019
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Lahren: “Mermaids Are White, Just Like Santa and Jesus!”
LA CULERA RUBIA ARRUGADA, CALIFORNIA -- Fox News contributing racist muppet...
James Schlarmann
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August 1, 2019
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