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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Gamestop to Start Requiring 7-Day Waiting Periods on All Violent Video Games

GRAPEVINE, TEXAS -- Videogame retail giant Gamestop held a call with...

Congresswoman Suggests Trump ‘Go Back to the Overflowing Toilet’ He Came From

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) was stopped on her...

MAGA YouTuber and Musician Drops New Country Single and Video: “I F**k The Flag”

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- A pro-Trump singer/songwriter on the Confederate...

Call of Duty Designer Apologizes for Inspiring World War II

A man who worked on the design of one of the...

Trump Promises to Write MAGA Bomber Every Day He’s in Prison

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last year, Cesar Sayoc sent pipe bombs to...

FACT CHECK: Is The Babylon Bee Being a Whiny Little Bitch?

Right-wing megachurch The Babylon Bee is currently the middle of quite a...