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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Donald Trump Jr. Enrolls at Electoral College to ‘Learn to Become an Electrician’

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The president's third smartest son announced...

Insufferable, Sweaty, Lying Idiot Holds Minnesota’s Largest Klan Rally

Officials from Minnesota are confirming this morning that last night an...

Trump Reminds China It’s His Job to Stifle Black American Athletes’ Free Speech

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump sent a strongly worded letter,...

Trump Defends Abandoning Kurds Because They Didn’t Help The U.S. in Revolutionary War

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- To say that President Donald Trump's presidency is...

Trey Gowdy: “How Can You Impeach Trump When He Wasn’t Even Involved in Benghazi?”

AMOR DU COUSIN, SOUTH CAROLINA -- Former Congressman Trey Gowdy is...

Ken Starr Sees a ‘Stunning Lack of ‘____ jobs’ In Impeachment Case Against Trump

WACO, TEXAS -- Ken Starr became a household name while he...

Rubio Says OJ Was Just Probably Just Kidding Around With His Knife

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While out jogging around town, Senator Marco Rubio...

Poll: Majority Think President Trump Pulling Out 41 Years Too Late

A new snap poll, conducted by polling company We Poll You So...