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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Trump Hereby Orders Constitution’s References to “Impeachment” Changed to “Coup “

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, The Archduke of D-List Reality TV...

Doctors Confirm Nancy’s Are Bigger Than Trump’s

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Doctors in the D.C. area have confirmed for...

Trump Accuses Democrats of Trying to Steal an Election By Getting More Votes

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As the battle over impeachment rages on, President...

John Bolton Shocked to Find Out John Bolton Has a Moral Compass

BALTIMORE, MARYLAND -- Former National Security Adviser John Bolton is reportedly...

Donald Trump Jr. Will Attend Classes at Electoral College to ‘Become an Electrician’

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The president's third smartest son announced...

President Devastated Peter Falk Couldn’t Attend White House Columbo Day Celebration

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump is reportedly seething right now, angry...

Trump Asks Ukraine to Dig Up Dirt on Sean Spicer’s Dancing With the Stars Rivals

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald J. Trump is no stranger to...

Pro-MAGA YouTube Star Says Dems Can’t Impeach President Without ‘Blowie’ In the Oval Office

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE  -- Jethro Bohiggins is a right-wing YouTube...