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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Doctors Confirm Nancy’s Are Bigger Than Trump’s

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Doctors in the D.C. area have confirmed for...

Trump Accuses Democrats of Trying to Steal an Election By Getting More Votes

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As the battle over impeachment rages on, President...

John Bolton Shocked to Find Out John Bolton Has a Moral Compass

BALTIMORE, MARYLAND -- Former National Security Adviser John Bolton is reportedly...

Donald Trump Jr. Will Attend Classes at Electoral College to ‘Become an Electrician’

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The president's third smartest son announced...

President Devastated Peter Falk Couldn’t Attend White House Columbo Day Celebration

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump is reportedly seething right now, angry...

Trump Asks Ukraine to Dig Up Dirt on Sean Spicer’s Dancing With the Stars Rivals

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald J. Trump is no stranger to...

Pro-MAGA YouTube Star Says Dems Can’t Impeach President Without ‘Blowie’ In the Oval Office

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE  -- Jethro Bohiggins is a right-wing YouTube...

Donald Trump Jr. Enrolls at Electoral College to ‘Learn to Become an Electrician’

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The president's third smartest son announced...

Insufferable, Sweaty, Lying Idiot Holds Minnesota’s Largest Klan Rally

Officials from Minnesota are confirming this morning that last night an...

Trump Reminds China It’s His Job to Stifle Black American Athletes’ Free Speech

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump sent a strongly worded letter,...