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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

Local Man Unsure Trump Should Get To Pick Supreme Court Justice During Impeachment Year

WIDOW'S PEAK, VIRGINIA -- Tom Stumbleworth voted for Donald Trump in...

Richard Nixon Sends His Articles of Impeachment to Nancy Pelosi ‘To Save Some Time’

THE LAKE OF FIRE, HELL, ETERNITY -- At a press conference...

President Claims Quid Pro Quo Covered Under Executive Privilege

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As the firestorm of controversy swells around his...

John Adams Once Called The King of England for Dirt on Thomas Jefferson

While the nation's political and governmental institutions grapple with an authentic...

Trump Supporter Reminds America This President Never Got a Blowie in a Tan Suit

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins...

Bill Barr Issues Summation of Summary of Ukraine Transcript

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Attorney General of the United States has...

Jim Jordan: “We Can’t Impeach Trump Before We Impeach Joe Biden”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Gym Jordan told reporters this morning that...

Obama Offers to Print Articles of Impeachment on His Long Form Birth Certificate

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former President Barack H. Obama (D-Kenya) has reached...

Hillary Clinton Offers To Represent President Trump In His Impeachment Trial

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Former Secretary of State, and winner...

Medical Community Stunned By Discovery of Vertebrate Democrat

Doctors and medical professionals all over the country, and indeed the...