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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

Hillary Clinton Offers To Represent President Trump In His Impeachment Trial

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Former Secretary of State, and winner...

White House Thanksgiving Seating Chart Places President At Kids’ Table

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though it's not for another couple of weeks,...

Trump: UFC Crowd Was Booing Hillary Clinton for Not Showing Up For Them to Boo Her

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, President Donald J. Trump attended an...

Mexico Offers to Pay for 100% of Wall on Their Border With Colorado

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- In a development that might be beneficial...

Kellyanne Conway: Nats Fans Were Alternative Cheering Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senior mendacity adviser to the president, Kellyanne Conway,...

Investigation: Is the President a Complete Moron?

While the attention of most of the media outlets in America...

President Says UFC Crowd Booed Hillary for Not Being There For Them to Boo

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, President Donald J. Trump attended an...

3 Million New Yorkers Have Signed a Petition to Rename a Landfill After Donald Trump

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This week, President Donald J. Trump...