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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Barack Obama and Merrick Garland Not Buying Mitch McConnell’s Bullshit

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former President Barack Obama and Federal Judge Merrick...

Ken Starr and Newt Gingrich Issue Scathing Rebuke of ‘Brazen, Blowie-Free’ Impeachment of Donald Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Donald J. Trump became the third...

Local White Supremacist Definitely Didn’t Mean to Use His Hand to Indicate “Everything is Okay”

BAISEUR DE COUSINS, LOUISIANA -- Local white white supremacist Chuck Palumbo...

Progressive Voter Would Rather Have Another Trump Term Than an Imperfectly Progressive Candidate

NEARSIGHTED VALLEY, MICHIGAN -- 42 year old John Jacobson considers himself...

Lindsey Graham Wants to Lindsey Graham to Testify Why Lindsey Graham Was So Anti-Trump in 2016

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Lindsey Graham (R-Trump's Sphincter) is unsure that...

Lahren: “Non-White Portrayals of Baby Jesus Put You on Santa’s Naughty List”

With just days before Christmas, Fox News contributing racist Tabula Lahren...

Tomi Lahren: “Non-White Portrayals of Baby Jesus Put You on Santa’s Naughty List”

With just days before Christmas, Fox News contributing racist Tabula Lahren...

Santa Asks Trump If He Can Bring Gifts to All The Good Little Boys and Girls in Concentration Camps

NORTH POLE, EARTH -- The San-T-Claus Corporation, a corporate entity responsible...