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Oh Cool, I’m Blogging About Politics Again. Can Anyone Remember Why?

A long time ago, in a country that feels a million miles away now, I started this stupid little website because as I was...

Seating Chart Places President At Kids’ Table for White House Thanksgiving Dinner

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though it's not for another couple of weeks,...

Trump: Giuliani Went to Ukraine on Orders from President John Barron, Not Him

WASHINGTON, D.C -- For many months now, Rudy Giuliani, President Trump's...

Former Papa John’s CEO Did 40 Days’ Worth of Coke in 30

GRAS RACISTE EN SUEUR RIVER VALLEY, KENTUCKY -- John Schnatter, founder...

Analysis Shows More People Than IQ Points in the Arena During Last Trump Rally

Last night, President Donald J. Trump held another rally. As has...

You Whiny Snowflake Cuck Libtards Owe Me a Space Safe from “OK, Boomer”

The following is an opinionated editorial written by staff writer Bill...

God Says Trump is the ‘Chosen One to Warn Others Not to Become Slovenly, Racist Morons’

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This past August, in what would...

Can We Bait Notorious Pig Fucker Devin Nunes Into Suing Us Too?

The following was written by the editorial board of this publication....

Man Sees Jesus in 7-Eleven Holiday Cup

COPA MILAGRO, NEW MEXICO -- Grant Tabor is a lifelong resident...