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Oh Cool, I’m Blogging About Politics Again. Can Anyone Remember Why?

A long time ago, in a country that feels a million miles away now, I started this stupid little website because as I was...

Meadows: “How Can You Impeach Trump When Obama Was Black, a Democrat, and President First?”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congressman Mark Meadows is part of the Freedom...

Jordan Wants Hunter Biden to Testify About Hillary’s Benghazi Connection to Trump’s Ukraine Call

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Trump's Rectum) called on...

Craven, Gold Digging, Racist Birther Vehemently Defends Meal Ticket Her Husband Barely Acknowledges

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A craven, cynical, gold digging, racist birther took...

Hillary Clinton Offers To Represent President Trump In His Impeachment Trial

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Former Secretary of State, and winner...

Obama Offers to Print Trump’s Articles of Impeachment on His Birth Certificate

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former President Barack H. Obama (D-Kenya) has reached...

Chick-Fil-A Introduces New “Merry Christmas” Covfefe Cup

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Fast food purveyor Chick-Fil-A announced last week that...

A Complete List of Offenses in House Impeachment Report GOP Would Forgive if Obama or Hillary Did Them

The House Intelligence Committee has released its highly-anticipated report, following weeks...

6 Things as Perfect as Trump’s Ukraine Call

Throughout the Ukraine scandal that has rocked the Trump administration and...