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She Told Her Boyfriend She’s Keeping Her Vote Secret Until He Finds Her Clit

Regular readers will recall that one of the things we pride ourselves on most here is our ability to secure interviews with the nation's...

Man Starting to Think Supportive Friends Are Bad Judges of Human Potential

LAKE ÉTOILE DÉCLINANTE, ILLINOIS -- Phillip Fillmore, a lifelong resident of...

Trump Pardons Lee Harvey Oswald

NARANJO CHINGADOR, CALIFORNIA -- President Donald Trump has not been ashamed...

Anti-Corruption Crusader Pardons Four Corrupt Criminals Because He Cares So Much About Corruption

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The most prominent anti-corruption crusading president in American...

Boy Scouts of America Moves Headquarters to Vatican City

VATICAN CITY, THE VATICAN -- The Boy Scouts of America is...

DNC: “We’re Not Taking Any Sides Except Against Candidates We Don’t Want You to Want”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Democratic National Committee released a statement today,...

Cannabis Overdoses Multiplied By Over 1,000,000% in 2018

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The National Institute of Drug Policy and Research...

Vatican Unveils Papal Vape-als Line of Holy THC Products

THE VATICAN -- Since ascending to the Catholic Church's highest and...

Stephen Miller and His New Bride Enjoying a Lovely Honeymoon Touring Dachau

DACHAU, GERMANY -- Over the weekend, White House Senior Racism Adviser...