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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Postponed Coachella Will Now Offer $1200 Boutique Coronavirus Testing Tent
CALIFORNIA -- This week, under mounting pressure from a potential pandemic...
James Schlarmann
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March 13, 2020
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Disneyland Having All Its Caribbean Pirates Tested for Coronavirus
ANASLIME, CALIFORNIA -- The Walt Disney Company announced this week that...
James Schlarmann
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March 13, 2020
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Quarantined Cruise Passenger: Ship Talent Show ‘Far Worse’ Than Coronavirus Outbreak
ST. FRANK, CALIFORNIA -- When she boarded the Queen's Line cruise...
James Schlarmann
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March 13, 2020
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Update: There Are Still LEGO On The Goddamned Floor
EL PIESANGRIENTO, CALIFORNIA -- Sources are confirming at the time of...
James Schlarmann
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March 13, 2020
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Federal Reserve Funds $1.5 Trillion in Universal Bank Care
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In bold, decisive action this week, the Federal...
James Schlarmann
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March 13, 2020
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Married Couple Might Get to Fuck Again Some Day
SAN GUILLERMO, CALIFORNIA -- Neither one of them are to blame,...
James Schlarmann
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March 13, 2020
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Trump Accuses ‘Mr. Dow Jones’ of Being a Never Trumper
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump lashed out angrily at "Mr....
James Schlarmann
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March 13, 2020
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White House Wants Bill Outlawing Abortion After Point Of Erection
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At a prayer breakfast in the nation's capital...
James Schlarmann
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March 12, 2020
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Coronavirus Nominated for Best Virus In a Best Actor in a Lead Role
HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- The novel coronavirus woke up to perhaps the...
James Schlarmann
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March 12, 2020
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Trump Asks Joint Chiefs If U.S. Can ‘Nuke Coronavirus Like a Hurricane’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Projecting an air of confidence and competence has...
James Schlarmann
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March 12, 2020
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