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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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CDC Suggests Couples Start Using “Just the Tip”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In order to help minimize the spread of...
James Schlarmann
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March 16, 2020
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Trump Asks Ukraine to Investigate Coronavirus for Corruption
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has called the President of...
James Schlarmann
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March 16, 2020
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CDC Recommends Washing Hands For At Least As Long As It Takes For You To Masturbate
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Centers for Disease Control have issued a...
James Schlarmann
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March 15, 2020
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Trump Warns His Enemies Not To Interfere In 2020 Election By Voting For The Democrat
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though there are still several months left before...
James Schlarmann
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March 15, 2020
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Trump Tests Negative for Coronavirus, But Positive for Dumbfuck Flu
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though he delayed being tested for over a...
James Schlarmann
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March 15, 2020
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2020 Polls: Coronavirus Beating Trump in Head-to-Head Matchup
In news that might upset the commander in chief, newly released...
James Schlarmann
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March 15, 2020
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Alabama ‘Looking Into’ Prosecuting God for Miscarriages
LAKE SACDEDOUCHE, ALABAMA -- Alabama's governor has reportedly ordered her state's...
James Schlarmann
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March 14, 2020
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Poll: 70% of Americans Believe Trump Should Self-Quarantine in Hole Six Feet Underground
The results of a new poll, released just today, indicate that...
James Schlarmann
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March 14, 2020
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Report: People Were Socially Distancing Themselves From You Way Before Coronavirus
The CDC has recently issued guidelines for reducing the spread of...
James Schlarmann
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March 14, 2020
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President Agrees to Coronavirus Test After Being Assured It Has No Spelling or Math Questions
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Since the start of the global pandemic outbreak...
James Schlarmann
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March 14, 2020
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