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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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President Trump Grateful Coronavirus Self-Quarantine Doesn’t Preclude Him From ‘Intimate Times’ With The Ones He Loves
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump told Americans watching a Fox News...
James Schlarmann
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March 24, 2020
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President Assures Public Fighting Coronavirus Won’t Keep Him From Trying to Suck His Own Dick
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When President Donald Trump took to the podium...
James Schlarmann
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March 24, 2020
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Nickelback Fan Can’t Tell Who’s Socially Distancing Themselves From Him During Coronavirus Quarantine
COLD BEACH, WASHINGTON -- Pat Jackson is a huge fan of...
James Schlarmann
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March 23, 2020
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Parents Wonder When Kids Will Finally Thank Them for Gift of a Fleeting, Worthless Existence
HOBOKEN, NEVADA -- Chad and Beverly Thompson just want to see...
James Schlarmann
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March 23, 2020
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Rep. Kevin McCarthy: “The Democrats Are Playing Politics With Corporate CEO Bonuses Hanging in the Balance”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-Trump's Sphincter) lashed...
James Schlarmann
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March 23, 2020
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Screeching, Racist Broom Handle In A Blonde Wig Will Fill In While Tomi Lahren is on Self-Qurantine
LA CULERA RUBIA ARRUGADA, CALIFORNIA -- Fox News has announced that...
James Schlarmann
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March 23, 2020
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Doctors Treating Rand Paul’s Coronavirus With Bootstraps, Thoughts, and Prayers
BOWLING GREEN, CUNTUCKY -- This weekend, Senator Rand Paul (R-Kremlin) became...
James Schlarmann
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March 23, 2020
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McConnell: “How Dare Democrats Play Games With the Republicans’ Corporate Slush Fund in Times Like These?!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For the most part, Senate Majority Leader Mitch...
James Schlarmann
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March 23, 2020
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Conservative Still Searching for the Word “Capitalism” in Constitution
LAKE BOOTRIEMEN, MICHIGAN -- For the last 25 years, Jack Mincer...
James Schlarmann
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March 22, 2020
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Eric Trump Asks His Dad If They Can Start a Charity For COVID-19 Patients
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- During his weekly "catch up" call...
James Schlarmann
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March 21, 2020
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