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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Is Weed Really Safe? Man Smokes Pot, Suffers Lava Burns 36 Hours Later
How safe is legal weed if you can smoke some literally days later get into an accident?
James Schlarmann
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March 26, 2020
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Country That Can’t Afford Universal Health Care Magically Finds $2 Trillion in Cash Lying Around
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a stunning and unforeseen turn of events,...
James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2020
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Man Issues Formal Apology to Every Woman He Couldn’t Make Come
HIDDEN GORGE, CALIFORNIA -- This week, fifteen women throughout the country...
James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2020
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Pro-Life Evangelical Christian Explains Why Grandma Has to Die to Save Boeing Stock Prices
HOLY OAK, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Bill Millen, an outspoken and devout...
James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2020
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Local Cannibal Experiencing COVID-19 Panic
LAKE MANGEUR D'HOMME, MINNESOTA -- Terry Homocomedenti wasn't really too nervous...
James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2020
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New Treasury Dept Report Estimates How Many Points Dow Goes Up For Every Grandparent’s Death
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week Dan Patrick, the Lt. Governor of...
James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2020
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5 Fun Hospitals For That Perfect Spring Break Getaway
You're young! You're hip! You're down to party, and damn it,...
James Schlarmann
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March 24, 2020
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President Trump Grateful Coronavirus Self-Quarantine Doesn’t Preclude Him From ‘Intimate Times’ With The Ones He Loves
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump told Americans watching a Fox News...
James Schlarmann
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March 24, 2020
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President Assures Public Fighting Coronavirus Won’t Keep Him From Trying to Suck His Own Dick
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When President Donald Trump took to the podium...
James Schlarmann
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March 24, 2020
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Nickelback Fan Can’t Tell Who’s Socially Distancing Themselves From Him During Coronavirus Quarantine
COLD BEACH, WASHINGTON -- Pat Jackson is a huge fan of...
James Schlarmann
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March 23, 2020
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