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I Tried the New McMoron Combo Meal. 0/10

By no means would I call myself a "gourmet." Maybe a "gourmand," but I'm not really even sure about that. Whatever the label you...

Alex Jones Says Trump Administration Can Use Anti-Coronavirus Chemtrails to Protect Americans

CABEZA MIERDA SPRINGS, TEXAS -- Far-right shock jock Alex Jones went...

Mike Pence Went Looking for Coronavirus Videos But Accidentally Watched Pornhub for 12 Hours

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources close to the situation are reporting that...

Coronavirus Quarantine Forces Trump to Officially Move Easter to June 5th

WASHINGTON, D.C -- This weekend, President Donald J. Trump extended the...

Pat Robertson Blames Coronavirus on 2015 Supreme Court Gay Marriage Decision

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- The United States Supreme Court ruled in...

Wayne LaPierre: Obama Confiscated So Many Guns Americans Were Left Defenseless Against Coronavirus

FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA -- NRA CEO and Executive Vice-President Wayne LaPierre told...

Confused Health Guru Contracts COVID-19 Despite Using His Best Turmeric Chakra Cleanse

KARMA VALLEY, OREGON -- 53-year-old self-described "health guru" Pat Kinnerson just...

Trump Tells Gaetz and Nunes to Put On Masks and Gloves Before Licking His Balls

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When Congressmen Matt Gaetz (R-Floriduh) and Devin Nunes...

Trump Wants To Bring Supporters Into COVID-19 Briefings Because ‘They’re Pretty Much Rallies Anyway’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- White House Press Lush Stephanie Grisham is, allegedly,...