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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Eric Trump’s Family Spent Four Hours Explaining Why He Can’t Inject Himself With Lysol Wipes
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This weekend, the Trump family held...
James Schlarmann
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April 27, 2020
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Trump Supporter Not Sure He Has Enough Bleach for Robes AND COVID-19 Vaccine
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins...
James Schlarmann
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April 24, 2020
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Trump Supporter’s Veins Feel Clean and COVID-Free Right Before He Dies
LAISOLE VALLEY, ARKANSAS -- Doctors attending to his final moments say...
James Schlarmann
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April 24, 2020
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NY and CA Offer to Buy Kentucky So They Can Stop Bailing It Out The Rest of the Time
This week, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Moscow) seemed to put...
James Schlarmann
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April 23, 2020
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Trump Supporter Takes Knee During National Anthem to Protest Coronavirus Lockdown
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Jethro Bohiggins has, by his estimation...
James Schlarmann
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April 23, 2020
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Local Stripper Practicing Giving Lap Dances from Six Feet Away
VALLE DE LAS CHICHIS, CALIFORNIA -- Candy Sparkles is not her...
James Schlarmann
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April 23, 2020
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Trump Suggests Using Windmill Cancer Treatments to Fight Coronavirus
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For several days, and even a few weeks,...
James Schlarmann
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April 23, 2020
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Report: Ow! Fuck! Pins and Needles!
GREEN PORT, LOUISIANA -- Sources close to the situation are reporting...
James Schlarmann
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April 22, 2020
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DNC Announces New Strategy: Encouraging Trump Supporters to Protest Coronavirus Lockdowns
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Democratic National Committee announced today that it...
James Schlarmann
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April 22, 2020
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Fat Fuck Attention Whore: “Thousands of People Dying Don’t Hurt My Fabulous TV Ratings!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, America's most powerful elected twatwaffle held yet...
James Schlarmann
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April 22, 2020
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