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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Trump Threatens To Withhold Funding From Any State That Lets Democrats Vote
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Elections in this country are run and officiated...
James Schlarmann
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May 20, 2020
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Man Is ‘Blown Away’ How Much ‘It Stinks’ That His Girlfriend Can’t Stop Farting During Quarantine
BROWN CLOUD, CALIFORNIA -- He says that there is "absolutely no...
James Schlarmann
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May 20, 2020
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Obama Gives Biden Access Codes for FEMA Camps and Stockpile of Confiscated Guns
SECRET SHARIA DUNGEON, THE LITERAL HELL -- During their weekly ritualistic...
James Schlarmann
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May 19, 2020
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Despite Lack of Rent, Obama Looking for ‘Less Racist and Stupid’ Place to Live
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former President Barack Obama announced today that he...
James Schlarmann
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May 19, 2020
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White House Admits It’s Been Feeding Trump Cheeseburgers and Calling Them Hydroxychloroquine
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, President Trump dropped quite a bombshell on...
James Schlarmann
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May 19, 2020
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First Lady Ivanka Trump Signs Publishing Deal for Next Book “Riding Your Dad to Success”
Ivanka Trump is totally a great author, and she doesn't just get book deals because of who her famous, orange-skinned racist father is.
James Schlarmann
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May 19, 2020
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FDA Warns of Newly Discovered Hydroxychloroquine Side-Effect: Permanent Butthole Mouth
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though it's unclear whether it's true or not,...
James Schlarmann
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May 19, 2020
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Poll: Majority of Americans Hope Taking Hydroxychloroquine is the One Thing Trump Doesn’t Lie About
In one of the fasted conducted public opinion polls in human...
James Schlarmann
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May 18, 2020
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Paramount Sues Space Force for Trademark Infringement
HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- Paramount Studios has filed a lawsuit against the...
James Schlarmann
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May 18, 2020
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MAGA Boy to Explain Why He’s Not In Death Cult After Injecting Lysol & Taking President’s Dick Out of Mouth
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and singer-songwriter Jethro Bohiggins...
James Schlarmann
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May 18, 2020
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