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He Used Legal Cannabis, Nothing Really Happened

Later he said he smoked the cannabis, and "ate a bunch of chips," which he later confirmed was the whole bag. In California, a man...

Antifa Millennials Topple Mrs. Butterworth Statue

LENIN, MISSISSIPPI -- A local AntiFa franchise, working under the direction...

Surgeons Asphyxiating From Wearing Masks Up 10,000,000,000,000% Since COVID-19 Outbreak

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The National Medical Research Institute of...

President Trump Accuses Obama of Putting ‘Sharia Antifa Hex’ on Tulsa Rally

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's not a well-kept secret on the Hill...

Ivanka: “Daddy Has No Problem Drinking Water With One Hand When The Other’s On My Ass”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Can the President of the United States drink...

Ivanka Had The Most Classy and Elegant Photos Taken For Father’s Day

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- Pretty Much First Lady Ivanka Trump reportedly had...

Tulsa MAGA Rally Goers to Take “Protective KKKool-Aid Shot” As They Enter Building

TULSA, OKLAHOMA -- As members of the American MAGAban enter the...

Eric Trump: “Face Masks Make American Bald Eagles Cry!”

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Though America isn't usually known to...

Biden Offers to Let Obama Have First SCOTUS Pick as a “McConnell Mulligan”

Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee and former Vice President Joe Biden has,...

Police Union Suggests Banning Camera Phones Would Eliminate Brutality and Excessive Force

LA VALLE DE PUERCA, CALIFORNIA -- The United National Fraternity of...

Skeletor Disappointed He Looks More Like Kellyanne Conway After Plastic Surgery

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