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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Mexico Offers to Pay for Bannon and Kolfage’s Prosecution

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- When Donald Trump entered the 2016 presidential...

Trump Sends Navy to Atlantis to Investigate Evidence of Q-Anon

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has directed the Secretary of...

In PA: President Trump Makes Concise, Organized, Intellectual Case for His Second Term

Editor's Note: Donald Trump did nothing like what the headline of...

Trump Wants Pledge Changed to “One Nation, Under Q”

WASHINGTON, D.C. --  It's long been wondered just how much of...

Hunter Biden to Read Steve Bannon’s Indictment During DNC 2020 Speech

The Democratic National Committee apparently has decided to end its 2020...

Eric Trump Slashes All the Goodyear Tires on Daddy’s Presidential Limo

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Authorities at this hour are confirming that all...

Doctors Unsure Obama’s Foot Can Ever Be Removed From Trump’s Asshole

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Ever since former President Barack Obama spoke last...

Will Joe Biden Replace the Army With AntiFa Mercenaries? This Man Thinks So.

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- There's a new rumor flying around...

Retreating to Familiar Territory, Trump Demands Biden’s Birth Certificate

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump, before he was elected to...

Men’s Rights Activist Demands Wife Bake Cake to Celebrate Anniversary of Male Suffrage

DICKHEAD, NEW JERSEY -- Matty Palahmbo is a men's rights activist....