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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

RNC to Feature Pro-Trump Democrats Who Started the KKK

CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA -- In a surprise development, the Republican National...

Trump Says Supporters Will ‘Just Have to Settle’ for Making Suicide Pact Virtually During RNC 2020

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- One of the most highly-anticipated events at this...

Flaming Cross to Deliver 2020 RNC Keynote Address

CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA -- Last week, the Democratic National Committee held...

Lori Laughlin to Star in Limited 2 Month Series “Full Big House”

HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- Actress Lori Laughlin will not only spending time...

Mexico Offers to Pay for Bannon and Kolfage’s Prosecution

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- When Donald Trump entered the 2016 presidential...

Trump Sends Navy to Atlantis to Investigate Evidence of Q-Anon

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has directed the Secretary of...

In PA: President Trump Makes Concise, Organized, Intellectual Case for His Second Term

Editor's Note: Donald Trump did nothing like what the headline of...

Trump Wants Pledge Changed to “One Nation, Under Q”

WASHINGTON, D.C. --  It's long been wondered just how much of...

Hunter Biden to Read Steve Bannon’s Indictment During DNC 2020 Speech

The Democratic National Committee apparently has decided to end its 2020...

Eric Trump Slashes All the Goodyear Tires on Daddy’s Presidential Limo

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Authorities at this hour are confirming that all...