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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Supreme Court Rules the Constitution Still Takes Precedence Over Presidential Egos
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, the Supreme Court put what could...
James Schlarmann
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December 12, 2020
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Supreme Court Decides: ‘Fuck Trump’s Feelings’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In three days, the Electoral College will meet...
James Schlarmann
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December 11, 2020
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Trump’s Lawyers Ask Supreme Court to Declare His Hands and Genitals ‘Normal’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The outgoing president isn't done filing lawsuits with...
James Schlarmann
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December 11, 2020
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TIME Magazine Names Trump ‘Sore Loser Crybaby Bitch of the Year’
This week, TIME Magazine named President and Vice-President-elect Joe Biden and...
James Schlarmann
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December 11, 2020
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106 Republican Congressmen Order Eggs Benedict for Caucus Breakfast
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Something rather extraordinary happened this morning. Over one...
James Schlarmann
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December 11, 2020
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106 House Republicans Sign Brief With Supreme Court Declaring Trump’s Genitals ‘Tasty and Habit-Forming’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As the days in both the Trump administration...
James Schlarmann
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December 11, 2020
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48 States File Federal Suit Claiming Facebook Should Be Broken Up Into Smaller Havens for White Nationalism
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Forty-eight of the fifty states in the union...
James Schlarmann
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December 10, 2020
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Trump Sues Trump Campaign for Losing
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the course of his single term as...
James Schlarmann
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December 10, 2020
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Trump Claims Alternative Victory in Alternative Election and Will Stay On As President of Alternate Reality
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Donald Trump is growing more and more desperate...
James Schlarmann
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December 10, 2020
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20 States Sue Texas for Being Embarrassing Morons
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Twenty individual states have filed an emergency countersuit...
James Schlarmann
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December 9, 2020
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