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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Mexico Issues $0.00 Check For Final Wall Payment
This story was first published on Alternatively Facts, and is reprinted below...
James Schlarmann
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January 5, 2021
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Cruz Will Insist That Congress Certify He Has an Ugly Wife and No Balls
This story first appeared on The Pastiche Post and is reprinted with permission. Before...
James Schlarmann
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January 5, 2021
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Mexico Offers to Pay for Trump’s Moving Vans
THIS STORY WAS REPUBLISHED WITH DIRECT PERMISSION FROM SISTER PUBLICATION THE...
James Schlarmann
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January 5, 2021
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Biden Cancels White House’s Adderall Subscription from Amazon Prime
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though he doesn't officially take over as president...
James Schlarmann
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January 5, 2021
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Trump Wants Congress to Declare Him President of the Confederacy
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Before becoming the 45th most intelligent President of...
James Schlarmann
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January 5, 2021
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Trump Already Broke New Year’s Resolution to Not Be a Fucking Moron
His friends and family, and even close political advisers, all warned...
James Schlarmann
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January 5, 2021
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Mexico Offers to Pay for Trump’s Movers
MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- The Mexican government has offered to foot...
James Schlarmann
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January 5, 2021
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Trump Tells His Kids He Expects To Be Called “President Daddy” The Rest of His Life
ALL OR PARTS OF THIS STORY WERE FIRST PUBLISHED BY OUR...
James Schlarmann
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January 4, 2021
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Stephen Miller Disappointed to Find Out His New Employer Doesn’t Offer Healthcare or 401kkk
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, soon to be former White House...
James Schlarmann
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January 4, 2021
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Can Donald Trump Just Park an RV in the White House Driveway for Four Years?
Recently, our sister publication Alternative Facts published a story we just had to...
James Schlarmann
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January 4, 2021
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