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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Facebook Rolls Out Middle Finger Reaction for Ted Cruz’s Posts

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Facebook will add a brand new...

Hawley Says He Spread ‘The Big Alternative Fact’ But Not The Big Lie

"The whole notion of a Big Lie is just some left-wing,...

Gaetz Wants First Amendment Expanded to Protect Facebook Accounts and Trafficking Minors

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, Facebook's Oversight Board gave the social...

DeSantis Signs Law Banning Democracy

TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA -- Citing a need for "election security and integrity,"...

Mexico Offers to Pay Facebook to Keep Trump Off Site

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- In an email to Facebook founder Mark...

Cruz: Facebook Should Be Forced to Allow ‘President Trump and Any Other Klansman’ on Their Site

"What we are seeing..is the undeniable living proof...of radical, far-left, Antifa...

McCarthy: House GOP is ‘Outraged’ Liz Cheney ‘Only Repeats 99.9% of Our Lies’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- On Capitol Hill, there's a new war breaking...

One Had Well Done Steak, The Other Had Trump Dick

It was a night one of them would never forget, and...

Police Force Tries to Cash In On Star Wars Day with “May the Excessive Force Be With You!” Meme

PHARTSBERG, PENNSYLVANIA -- The invention of social media has given many...