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Gaetz Out, Fogle In?

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Upon hearing the news from his fellow inmates at Englewood Federal Correctional Institute in Englewood, Colorado that former Rep. Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) dropped out...
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Gaetz Out, Fogle In?

Upon hearing the news from his fellow inmates at Englewood Federal...
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Leaked Email: Trump Will Make Musk U.S. Ambassador to Epstein Island

Presumably, there have to be some perks to buying the favor and attention...
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Tesla is Rebranding the Cybertruck

...new features include the much-hyped "Incel-erator," which  replaces the accelerator, satellite...
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Musk’s Apparently Convinced Trump to Replace Air Force One With Epstein Air 69

Well, that didn't take long, and maybe I owe Elon Musk...
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Musk’s D.O.G.E. Will Work Closely With His C.U.N.T.

"...with my CUNT right beside it, DOGE will be able to...
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Lorena Bobbitt Just Filed Paperwork to Trademark “Your Body, My Choice”

While on a multi state speaking tour in Longmont, Colorado, Lorena...
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How Many Hours Will My 90 Year Old Grandma Need to Work to Pay for Eggs and Milk?

...the incoming president's advisers would like women to first be put...
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Jeff Epstein’s Ghost Told Me He’s “Really Proud” of His Pal’s Comeback

He told me he was hoping I'd get a message out...
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Win, Lose, or Insurrection, They’ve Assured Don His Balls Will NEVER Be Dry

"May his balls always runneth over my chin." - Rep. Jim...
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NRA Spokesman on School Shooting Victims: “Fuck ‘Em, Man”

"Fuck 'em. Like, seriously, man. Fuck 'em." - Cache Gazette, NRA...
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