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I Don’t Need to See Proof of What DOGE Claims. I’m an Idiotic, Bigoted Moron.

"...What kind of person with critical thinking skills would care to see evidence after extraordinary claims are made?" The following editorial was written by PGC...

I Don’t Need to See Proof of What DOGE Claims. I’m an Idiotic, Bigoted Moron.

"...What kind of person with critical thinking skills would care to...

Among Rapists, Jesus Nazis, Traitors, and Morons, His Approval Rating Has Never Been Higher

According to polls conducted by prominent conservative outlets like Fox News,...

Trump Says Jews “Should Never Have Started” the Holocaust With Hitler

"No, that's not antisemitic. All the Jews I keep on my...

God Apologizes for Not Making Two Specific Women Pro-Choice

"Two abortions could have saved millions of people heartache..." - Larry...

So You Bought the Presidency, But Still Cant Afford a Personality That Isn’t Cancer

"It's probably as sad a feeling as you get realizing that...

How Much Universal Healthcare Could We Get For the Price of One Gaza?

"...maybe I'm not aware of some egg-related benefits to buying Gaza...

I Voted For Jesus Fascism and All I Got Was My Welfare Frozen!

It was one thing when I was confident the next four...

Jim Jordan Happy to Give Congressional Spending Power to Trump’s Ballsack

"The simple truth is that between me, Ted Cruz, and Defense...

How Come The President Didn’t Put His Hand on the Bible to Take His Oath?

Instead of all this conjecture and wondering aloud, maybe I should...