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How Come The President Didn’t Put His Hand on the Bible to Take His Oath?

Instead of all this conjecture and wondering aloud, maybe I should just go right to the source...just contact the president and ask him about...

How Come The President Didn’t Put His Hand on the Bible to Take His Oath?

Instead of all this conjecture and wondering aloud, maybe I should...

Is DEI Why Your Family Thinks You’re a Racist Piece of Shit?

You haven't spoken to your youngest child about anything meaningful for...

Trump Just Ordered Epstein Island Relocated to Gulf of America

"...we can just hook up a couple bungee cords to the...

Putin Expresses Concern About Incoming American Dictatorship

Moscovia, Kievan Rus’ — Following Donald Trump’s inauguration, Vladimir Putin, pictured above...

Wow! Biden Just Resigned and Kamala Pardoned Trump!

"It gives me great pleasure, Donald, to tell you that." -...

Facebook Facts: The Time Elon, Mark, Don, and Jeff Went Sailing

WARNING: This story is only true on Facebook, and other parts...

Pete Hegseth Told Me “Whiskey Dick” is His Best Defense Against Rape Allegations

"...honestly I was too blacked out to remember what happened that...

If They Can’t Share the Social Media Landscape, Can Elon and Mark Share Trump’s Taint?

For many Americans, since the election's results were called back in...