James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Jesus Just Told Me He Probably Wouldn’t Vote for the “Rapey Sore Loser Guy”

I’m So Grateful Elon Rescued Twitter from Overly Political Owners So He Can Help Trump Win!

I’m a Single Issue Voter, and It’s Enabling Right-Wing Authoritarians If I Don’t Get My Way

Alabama Authorities Are Looking for Me Because They Found Out I Had a Wet Dream

I Just Got a Sneak Peak at Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Signature Shoe Line

What DO You Get The Horse-Faced Cave Troll Insurrectionist In Your Life for Valentine’s Day?

Tucker’s Putin Interview Was the Most Boring BJ Video I’ve Ever Seen on the Internet

If I Can’t Vote for a Monarch With Immunity, I Don’t Have Freedom, Do I?

Tallahassee Pill Sees His Shadow and Will Have Four More Years of Not Being President

To Save Trump’s Business Empire, It’s Time to Hand Control to Taylor Swift

I Finally Saw Hunter Biden’s Dick. The Bad News for Republicans? It Didn’t Make Me a Fascist.

Our Whole Office Chipped-In and Got Ron DeSantis a Disney World Annual Pass to Cheer Him Up

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