James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump Has Offered to Turn State’s Evidence Against Jared

Experts Agree: Four Out of Five MAGAS Can’t Make Their Cousins Climax

Can Donald Trump Legally Hire Al Capone’s Lawyer to Defend Him?

Trump’s Lawyers Advise Him to Throw All His Kids Under the Bus, Even the Ones He Wants to Fuck

Trump Insists NY Attorney General ‘Should Be Going After John Barron,” Not Him

NY Attorney General: Eric Trump Pleaded the Fifth When Asked to Spell His Name

Ever Since My Butthole Started Following Marjorie Taylor Greene, It Spews the Dumbest Shit

Joe Rogan Took a Shower Live on His Podcast and Still Didn’t Believe Water is Wet

Dan Bongino: “Crosswalks Tyrannize Drivers Who Don’t Want to Slow Down for Pedestrians”

Can All Right-Wing Twitter Trolls Suck Their Own Dick, or Just Glenn Greenwald?

Disgruntled OAN Viewers Can Still Get The Same Information at Their Next Klan Rally

Rand Paul Tried to Filibuster Sunrise on MLK Day

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