James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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TN School Board Approves Only Two Books for Classrooms: The Bible and “The Art of the Deal”

Trump Demands Pence Be Investigated For Not Letting Himself Be Hanged by MAGA Supporters

Greene: “Black History Month is a Marxist Attack on Americans Who Want to Ignore Black People”

Should I Listen to Tucker and Stay Unvaccinated, or Shout “I’m a Big Fucking Idiot” Instead?

Spotify: Future Episodes of Joe Rogan Podcast Will Be Vetted by Dr. Alexander Jones

Trump Promised Rally Crowd: MAGA Will ‘Avenge General Lee and Actually Win the Next Civil War’

Boebert: “The Free Market is Full of Commies Censoring Conservatives!”

Stupidfuck Promises to Pardon Dumbfucks Who Attempted Idiotic Coup on His Behalf

Cruz: Weak Biden Won’t Nominate Functioning Alcoholic Who Can’t Recall Their Attempted Rapes

Obama Tells Biden He Can ‘Think of One Black Woman With a Law Degree’ to Replace Breyer

Joe Rogan Will Re-Record Neil Young’s Catalogue, But Needs Mic Stand Lowered Four Feet First

If We Can’t Fantasize Sexually About the Green M&M or Minnie Mouse, the Commies Already Won

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