James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Man’s Life Problems Briefly Disappear When Playing Minecraft for 4 Hours and Eating Six Peanut Butter Cups

Mark Zuckerberg Offers To Turn Over All User Data To His Friend Tom

House Republican Wants Congressional Inquiry Into Whether Hillary ‘Did a Benghazi’ On Trump Tower

Dr. Jenny McCarthy Hired As White House Special Counsel On Alternative Medicine

Typing “Go Fuck Yourself” On Facebook Now Unleashes A Stream Of Cute Little Animated Dildos

Typing “Go F##k Yourself” On Facebook Now Unleashes A Stream Of Cute Little Animated Dildos

The 9 Most Dangerous, Least Talked About Side Effects Of Vaccinating Your Children

Post Office Announces New “Whatever” Stamps For Customers Who Just Can’t Right Now

USPS Announces New “Whatever” Stamps For Customers Who Just Can’t Right Now

Trump Says National Guard Needed To Protect The Border To Stop Taco Bell’s Invasion Of America

Elon Musk Developing New Social Media Platform MySpaceX.com

Right-Winger Outraged Lazy Liberals Couldn’t Create Single Conspiracy Theory About YouTube Shooting or Shooter

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