James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump and DeVos Celebrate Flat Earth Day With Special Proclamation

Anonymous Staffer Offers to Blow Trump So Republicans Will Support Impeaching Him

Trump Shouts ‘NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION!’ in Every Child’s Face at White House Egg Roll

Agitated Trump Asks Why Jesus Christ ‘Gets Two Birthdays’ and He Only Gets One

Rudy Giuliani Tells Radio Host ‘There Was Nothing Wrong With a Man Taking His Second Cousin as His First Wife’

Trump Says He Cannot Be Impeached for ‘Attempted Crimes’ Like ‘Conspiracy, Obstruction, or Murder’

Betsy DeVos Devastated by ‘All the French Neutered Danes’ in Denmark

6 Inanimate Objects Smart Enough to Know They’re Breaking the Law and 1 Donald Trump Jr.

Mueller Report Documents Huckabee Sanders’ Daily Diet: A Trough Full of Bullshit

Trump Supporter Outraged Mueller Report Doesn’t Mention Benghazi Even Once

Barr: “It Was Impossible for Me to Judge if Trump Obstructed Justice With His Dick Obstructing My Wind Pipe”

French Authorities Find Charred Bible Signed by Trump in Notre Dame Cathedral

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